Why a threesome was the worst sexual experience I’ve ever had

“I’m at my friend’s house. She thinks you’re cute. You should come over”.

I had to read that text a few times for the meaning behind it to sink in. I spent a few more minutes trying to formulate a reply that would be smooth and sexy. I ended up with “Yeah, sure thing”. Half an hour later I found myself in the middle of a threesome with two women I barely knew.